Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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