D3 body, D1 cock
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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