i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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