Joe is yelling at the trees again.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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