just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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