Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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