I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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