i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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