If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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