What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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