Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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