dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend