people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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