i just google imaged poop.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.