I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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