Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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