I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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