Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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