me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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