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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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