That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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