No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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