Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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