come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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