Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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