dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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