im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!