we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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