He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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