Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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