hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am spending my child support on dildos
Do vagina's smell?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
did you just send me my own nude
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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