Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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