Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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