so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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