He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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