i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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