Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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