I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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