random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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