I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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