she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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