Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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