Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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