Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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