Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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