don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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