we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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