scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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