You can't special order awesome
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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