i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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