id be glad to
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We need to rekindle our bromance
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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