So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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