ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
we should paint friendship bongs
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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