I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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