That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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