At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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