what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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