That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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