She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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