Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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